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Orange Crush Your Enemies
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Orange Crush Conan the Barbarian, Crush Your Enemies parody adult unisex t-shirt.
The perfect shirt to wear when guzzling a fizzy citrus drink, razing civlizations and generally acting rather uncouth. Simulated disturessed vintage effect Orange Crush logo and Conan the Barbarian satire of the age-old question of "What is good in life?" Text reads "...Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."
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- Adult unisex crewneck t-shirt
- Highly breathable ultra-soft 8.8oz cotton
- 100% preshrunk cotton so it doesn't shrink after washing
- Seamless ribbed neck collar with shoulder to shoulder taping giving your shoulders a clean look
- Double stitching on hemline of sleeves and bottom of shirt as well as neckline
- No side seams so it moves better with your body
- Short sleeves that fit snug to the arm
- Quarter-turned body to prevent creases at the centre
- Both highly durable and comfortable
- Runs true to size
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I can't wait to wear this on May the 4th!
The material is incredibly soft, the shirt seems well-constructed, and the looks even bigger and more vibrant than it does on the site.
I look forward to shopping here again!
I haven't washed it yet, but I can say it seems like a fantastic, well-made shirt that looks even better in person than it does on the site. Monosloth is quickly becoming my favorite t-shirt vendor on Etsy!
This shirt is freaking awesome! My wife loves it! Exactly what i wanted! Great listing, Great item, Great seller, Great buyer, Great shipping, Great review, Great reviewer!
Good material, excellent graphic's. A bit too long in the trunk (covers my crotch) would be my only complaint.
Looks exactly like the ad and the description was spot on.
Really nice quality and as described. I gave it to a friend as an early Christmas present, and he LOVED it!