Slip into this tee, and you’re halfway to mastering the intricacies of Arrakis. Flaunt your inner Kwisatz Haderach, minus the desert trials and spice agony. No sandworms were harmed in the crafting of this garb, just your average cotton blend. Perfect for precognitive dreamers, casual galactic travelers, and those days when you feel like toppling an empire before breakfast. Warning: does not confer actual prescience or resistance to gom jabbar.